Steven's Humor Pit

Little Tommy's weight loss plan

Little Tommy heard strange noises from his parents room and decided to peek in the door to see what was going on.

The next morning he asks his mother why she was bouncing up and down on daddy's stomach?

To his mother's surprise she quickly answers, "I was trying to flatten his belly so daddy can be skinny."

Little Tommy replies, "Well it won't work because every morning after you leave the lady next door comes over and blows him back up again."

posted by Steven List @ 7:48 AM